My favorite internet find of the day: Ten weird things you can buy online (and why you would)

TLDR, you can buy online:

  • books by the foot ($60 per foot in case you were wondering), for when you want to look intellectual by having filled bookshelves
  • human milk (makes sense)
  • private islands (of course!), some even go for as little as $500K
  • uranium, though not weapons-grade uranium jesus christ thank god
  • chlamydia, COVID-19, and other fun things, though it requires a license
  • live bees, in case you want your own hive or something
  • bedbugs! it is surprisingly expensive, 600 bedbugs cost you $750
  • rollercoasters, because amusement parks need to get them from somewhere
  • oil tankers, cruise ships, research vessels – though shockingly no military vessels

Because why not! Thank you internet!